Grenades Through Your Window Money

Here's a fun one for all of you smokers out there:  Urea, a chemical compound found in Urine, is added to cigarettes for extra flavor.  Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, literally.  

And it's that great time of the year where we all spend countless hours preparing a Halloween costume.  Let me tell you one thing about Halloween:  It's not celebrated in Eastern Europe. In fact, Just living there in the late 80's slash early 90's is scary enough.  For Example:

1) Seeing my grandmother cutting off a chicken's head on a tree stump in the backyard. 

2) Running home from school from a dog who in no doubt had rabies (Trust me the standing still trick does not work, ask my friend Miko, his shit got bit, sorry bro)

3) Waiting in line for bread, for bread, bread for Christ Sake!

4) Playing the trucks and cars game around the brick sandbox.  If you don't know now, you don't want to know now.  Just know the end result was a cracked skull. 

On a lighter note, if you want to scare the shit out of someone, or specifically me, go as Zeke The Plumber or The Ripper from Last Action Hero.  Zeke still haunts my dreams. 

More breaks than a truck stop or like my first Halloween experience in the 2nd grade when I was forced to play musical chairs while they played the Monster Mash.  Music would stop and all I would do is look at the damn cup cakes from Stew Leanord's.  Last time I checked there wasn't an instructional video on Tale Spin airing on CW at the time on how to play musical chairs. I did know how to play the trucks and cars game though!  Similar rules apply sans body checking. 

Buffalo Bill just ended up hanging out with the Decepticons after a 24 hour crack binge.  His voice now sounds like this.  

When the Cowboys suck, the Yankees don't win the World Series, Michigan has no chance of winning the BCS, the Bulls lose their first game, The Doctor keeps on holding off on the Detox,  the Tar Heels end up being your only hope for College Basketball, and you start hating your parents for moving you across the sea in 1991, there's always Rihanna.

Although this song is from an old album it looks like Major Lazer is working on a new album which means someone is going to get pregnant.  When something like this drops you see the birthrate in Jamaica sky rocket by 450%, or is that the current sales increase in 4 Loko?  I might have my facts crossed.  Pat any thoughts?

The Wombats - Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) (96 Bulls Remix)

The Wombats - Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) ('96 Bulls Remix) by '96 Bulls

Things that you may not here very often are bands with abstruse names like this one or: you find yourself sweatin with your shirt off in an alley not for money but for a bite of the man's hamburger.  What?  This Guy just quoted Rollbounce.  

Shutterbug Swing Tree by whitepandamusic

The White Panda - Shutterbug Swing Tree

Sadly I missed The White Panda perform at Santos Party House on a Tuesday night earlier this month.  I'm sure it was a hell of a time, but the last time I went to a concert where the crowd was all ages I can't help but to think back to the scene in Wet Hot American Summer where all of the camp counselor's decide to go into town for an hour.  It's either that or what the inside of an Opium Den looks like.  

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Mr. Physics - Pretty Light vs. Westside Connection 

West West Y'all





From last year, but oh so so good.  That's a double so. 

If you're like most people living in this country you've once or twice have operated a chainsaw.  To be honest I've always wanted to be a lumberjack.  You know wake up in the morning make some eggs and coffee and go out the door knowing you're about to cut down a bunch of shit that inevitably will fall down on top of you at some point.  I still prefer using an actual axe Paul Bunyan style.  

I challenged Fred Flinstone to a car race a won!

My victory was not because of my freakishly fast feet, but because my wheels were created out of hard stone bagels cerca 1700 which were preserved after Poland's king Jan Sobieski defeated the Ottoman Turks in 1683. Probably the only victory Poland has ever celebrated. Back to the bagel. Many believe that it was created to celebrate this legendary victory for the Poles. However, the bagel was actually created much earlier in Krakow, to rival the bublik, a lean bread of wheat flower designed for lent.

Needless to say, Fred was pretty pissed. I mean Yabba Dabba Do pissed. Therefore, I am creating a playlist for Fred....not really.



I spent about 7 hours in the car on Sunday driving from the south and the only song that was able to generate any sort of movement that slightly resembled tourrette finger pointing was this. Taylor was all hopped up on West Virginia coffee and subway and that formula really out did my performance. I will give him this one, but I have to add that while he slept in a bed, I woke up outside on a porch with no shirt on and he didn't partake in the four loco challenge over the weekend. P.S to avoid a migraine, don't watch the video, just listen.



Toot it and boot it. Only one thing comes to mind when I read the title of this song. These guys are obviously talking about the two finger maneuver we all refer to as pulling the trigger after a beautiful brunch at I-hop. Apparently not. I still have no idea what it means. Something about meeting a lady at the club, bringing her back to crib and feeding her left over Papa John's.



What hasn't been said about Baltimore that hasn't been said about Baltimore. They are responsible for Omar Little, ton of laxabunga, one of the greatest Hooters establishments, and a team that continuously gets pounded by the Yankees year in year out. All hope is not lost for Bodymore. Now they got this white rapper called E-dubble who raps over Ratatat. In all honesty, he keeps it real I mean really real. Who else do you know that can make laundry sound baller as shit.



I've been saying this all along and no one is safe. The gold chains are coming back, people will be wearing white jeans, men will be wearing heels, my mom will eventually be posting Abba videos on my facebook wall, the bridge and tunnel crowd will take over lower Manhattan and Barbra Streisand will be starring in a Saturday Night Fever Musical on Broadway. John Travolta declined the invite because he is busy shooting Battlefield Earth 2: Return of the douche bag.



Honestly when I start writing commentary for a song I usually write the first thing that pops in my mind which in this case were squirrels running around chasing each other up trees, collecting acorns getting all fat with their buckteeth laughing. But they don't deserve this for one reason and one reason only. Way back in the day when I was about 8 playing in the yard of a church (WTF?) one of them decided to lunge at me and nearly gnawed my face off. To this day I despise them.



I had to put my grapefruit juice down for this one. Guess what I'm doing now? Yep, Waddling my head side to side. Not Bobbing, waddling. Not because I'm resting my large head on a pillow, but because side to side movements are in and back and forth is so 2005.



So it's Thursday evening and I had just rushed to throw some songs on my I-pod and catch my train en route to Baltimore. So I'm on the 1 heading to Penn Station listening to Cudi and I see this guy slightly resembling Santa Claus + Buddha + someone who just had eaten way too much pizza crust just taking pictures of the guy sitting across from him reading the Wall Street Journal. Obviously these two knew each other. Obviously not. Next thing you know they get in a verbal spat about Freedom vs Privacy rights blah blah blah and the only thing I could conjure was why the hell was this guy not taking pictures of me. I mean dude, I had the new I-pod nano on, lax stick in hand and a shirt that read "Brotally". What a dick. I mean the Wall Street Journal over a lax stick, come on son! I read that thing like twice a week and all they talk about is money and world issues while I'm standing there representing everything that is Native American.  In all seriousness that shit was so creepy.

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You Going Somewhere?

Many people consider me to be a relatively safe driver.  This of course stems from the fact that I listen to very calming and tranquil music while on long car rides.  You may also know that it takes me a lot to get excited and most of the time I like to sit still.  So needless to say, I never rush to get anywhere in order to keep every driver on the road safe.  Keys in ignition, seatbelt on, shoes tied tight and we're ready to go.  I failed to mention this only applies to when my car is in reverse backing out of a drive way.  After that, none of the above applies. Say hi to my friends dog Lucy.

Well ladies and gentlemen this guy is hitting the road again this weekend for a relative short distance of 300 miles.  Luckily for all of us, I won't be operating a vehicle.  We'll leave that up to Kemper and Scott.  However, the things I will be operating is the music and the window button so I can holla holla holla.  

Starting off with a bang, this is the song that was responsible for crashing my sisters Acura into a ditch.  I know what you're thinking. How can such a low gravity car come up on two wheels and spin out of control?  Factor in some windy roads, going 50 in a 25 and an idiot behind the wheel and the end result is having two of your friends push you out.  We replayed it on the drive home. 

Crookers - Boxer (Feat. Nic Sarno) 

Ahhh yes, nothing like some good old fashioned jersey turnpike music.   Really enjoy driving down this stretch of highway to really take in the sights and the sweet smell of fresh......what the hell is that smell? 

Alex Clare 'Up All Night' M3 (Produced by Diplo & Switch) by IslandRecordsA&RUK

By now you should be on your 3rd or 4th red bull and half way through your king size bag of beef jerky that you picked up at the Vince Lombardi stop in Dirty Jerz.  It's either that or you just restarted the Panic at the Disco CD.  

Rihanna - Only Girl (In The Club) (Extended Club Mix) by Hypetrak

No car ride should be empty without Rihanna.  Just make sure your girlfriend is not sitting in shotgun or anywhere else in the car.  For she probably loves country music and would prefer that you put on some shit by Phil Vassar.  

Well looks like you finally reached your destination.  You've been driving for 6 hours straight and you have come to see some familiar land marks.  Then you realize you have about 100 miles to go.  This of course doesn't apply if you use GPS.  Only play this if you're driving through West Virginia, apparently that state is keen to animal noises. 

10:30 20 125 3 41.6 540 140 6:30.  The time is 10:30 and it takes you 20 minutes at 125 miles per hour to drive 3 people 41.6 miles to your final destination of 540 miles with one cup of coffee (equivalent to 140 mg's of caffeine) to make the trip in 6 hours and 30 minutes.  Which means you can play this song at least 3 times and still have 3 minutes and 57 seconds for some decent convo. Oh like you've never done some killer math equations for fun on your last drive. Write that down. 

Car Bronus: 

3 factors that could really make your drive anywhere a shitty experience.  Rain, Traffic, and giving full audio responsibility to someone like myself. 

A-team just touched down in Jamaica with the Cookie Monster.

Where's Your Will to be Weird?

Meteorologists, who have an obsession with running, have conducted a study that if you get caught in the rain, it is best to keep a moderate pace that is the equivalent to 5.32 miles per hour instead of trying to run through it at a pace of 8.7 miles per hour. However, if you reach a maximum speed of 12.6 miles per hour you should be relatively dry. Now if you are over 6 feet tall, you should just carry an umbrella, because you're inevitably going to get hit by a car. True Story.

Annnnnd we're back!  I failed to post over the weekend, because my true intentions for the weekend was to rage my face off.  Result?  No raging occurred, but I did get to go to the Giants vs. Bears game which was a display of awes...fail football, some Giants fans asking me who Randy was and explaining to a friend that I got the butterscotch candy out of the candy jar because of good karma.  Time to dance.

Highlight of the Game:  Hakeem Nicks catching 8 passes so I can deliberately shout the following:



Busy P - Pedrophillia (Chew Chocolate Cookies Remix)



What Happens when you take the Cookie Monsters cookies away and substitute with a steady dose of meth-amphetamines? A song that sounds like 10 fire alarms, an ambulance driving down the block and Denzel Washington doing the Macarena.  Cookie, Cookie Cookie!

Kanye West - Christian Dior Denim Flow (feat. everyone and their mother) 

God damn it's so hard not to like Kanye. Every week rolls out a free song that is not only good, but a hit and they continuously get better and better.  What makes matter worse is he's responsible for Duck Sauce.  Pretty much made Barbra Streisand into a brand.

Felguk - 2nite feat. Sporty-O

This song is just powered by INTZ.  Dut Dut checked out a while ago, but Intz just took it straight home on this one.



With the fall comes the rain and football.  Which means only one thing.  We all plan our route off of the subway 5 moves in advance.  First you have to pick your blocker.  For me, I tend to target a female who seems overly anxious and stressed rushing to get to work who is under 5 foot 3.  This allows you to have clear view of what lies ahead, crack-berries.  Now, once you break into the secondary opt in for either the Barry Sanders, stutter step or the left left right icky shuffle.  If all else fails, put your shit into beast mode and do the French Commute (see instructional video above from Justice).  Ballin!

M.I.A - Paper Planes (Scottie B Remix) 

Everyone please stand up and give a standing ovation to a DJ that will never be mentioned.  Single handedly was able to make Paper Planes better by upping the gunshot total to 939.  Got the paper, pencil and tally marks to prove it.  The answer is yes.  This song is my morning alarm and when my mother calls. Last gunshot post, I swear.

Clipse feat. Sean Paul vs. Pilot - Magic Grindin

This is were it all began.  My first ever hype machine favorite.  3 years later we have come full circle in the world of mash ups.



If you're like me, which is about 90% of the entire world population, you are a fan of 50 cent, vitamin water, symphony orchestra's and t.v commercials.  Now a couple of year's back there was some footage of 50 cent breaking into a orchestra practice where Dj Whoo Kid held up a violinist for his spot in the orchestra, while 50 was the conductor.



And Finally someone has answered my demand and created the full version.


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When I was in high school my sister had this awkward dance techy phase that unfortunately rubbed off on me. The difference was I have A.D.D and like bright colors.  So I ended up listening to a genre called Happy Hardcore and bought a bunch of cd's that looked like this:

Which sounded like this: 

Which would of resulted me ending up like the guy below if  my parents raised me in Long Island and not Connecticut, where I was surrounded by Phishy noodle dancers. You know who you are. 

Claps your hands say yeah attention beat disorder

Another Monday night another concert.  Finally got to see John Legend with the Roots perform at the Best Buy Theater.  Despite the fact that majority of the crowd was there just to be there, it was a great performance.  Unfortunately for me I couldn't help but keep my attention on the three back up singers doing their thing.  I couldn't help but also wonder how comfortable Legend's piano chair must be.  The dude really gets into it.  Slight resemblance of me sitting at work on a 2 hour hardstyle techno binge after my 6th cup of Earl Grey.  Hells yeah I drink tea.  Intz Intz Intz all over the place.

Highlight of the night:  John Legend covering Baby Huey's 'Hard Times'



Original:



Baby Huey really lived it up in the 70's.  Bro really unleashes his fury of soul on this one.  Gets into eating Spam, crushing Oreos and guzzling Thunderbird.  Killing it All Day All Night.  Just checked his Facebook status:  Peeping Don Cornelius on Soul Train all the while getting my donut money up son.

Low Point:  Double Fisting on an empty stomach

Honorable Mention:  Polka Dot Puffy Pirate Shirt Girl calling me a dick for cleverly maneuvering all of 6'10 Brodonnell in front of her so she wouldn't spill her overflowing cup of wine on me. I'm really not trying to hate on her, because I genuinely felt bad, but I think she had her hair pulled back a bit too tight. Here, Let me paint a picture for you:

Martin Solveig Feat. Dragonette - Hello (Original Mix)

 There is a time in our lives when we find ourselves stuck on repeat.  For some it could be the new Justin Bieber sing along marathon.  For others it could be all about Glee Glee Glee Glee or crying yourself to sleep while Boy George cradles you in his arms, casually creeped out just writing that. For me, well I suffer from a disorder I like to call 'clap your hands say yeah attention beat disorder'.  The cure? You already knew it was gunshots.  

How much do you want to bet every high school field hockey team warms up to this? Straight up Ice grilling the other team beating each others sticks while the goalie pounds on her chest like King Kong.  Those girls are some of the most hardcore athletes out there, with the exception of figure skaters (Remember Oxana Baiul, sheeesh).  All that back bending, staring at the ground and making sure their boyfriends aren't in the stands talking to the girls soccer team, can't even fathom the mental capacity.  Maybe not, but if you told me that this was on their warm up, it would make perfect sense, because I can't help but black out when I hear this.  Thanks Pat.   

El Guincho - Bombay 

Who said that trying to stuff your blog down people's throats doesn't reap any benefits.  From time to time, which is everyday, I'll shamelessly plug my blog Url on someone's status if I catch the faintest hint of music chatter.  In this case, my friend Amaha was the victim.  Luckily for us he was courteous enough to share this little diddy with us.  I'm really not doing this song any justice by not posting the video but it's not work environment friendly.  Let's just say there is some dudes playing instruments, people jumping into pools, couple of gun cameos, soap suds annnnnd boobies.  

Bon Iver - Skinny Love (Live in Some French Attic)

Great song, great performance, greatest way to spot a stalker video.  Please direct your attention to the bottom left section of the video and notice the smokeshow with the scarf wrapped around her neck.  All the other chicks are like "ehh seems like a nice guy".    Did you notice her?  Ok, glad I can share that with you.  Back to the stalker.  Either this dude is high on PCP, has a really bad case of tourrette's or is Bon's long lost step brother.  Either way he's showing zero composure.  There is a swarm of ladies around him, who I guarantee you know 3 words of English and he's hugging himself trying to out do the singer.  This is were you pull the classic double arm around the shoulders.  Personally, I would be sliding my way over to the brunette sitting in front of him.

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I'm on my Baby Huey kick.  Swizz Beatz ripped 'Hard Times' in 'Hard Knocks'.  Nothing like a good old fashion rap video shot in an old dirty Chinese restaurant with bullet proof glass, some white people throwing up deuces, and some rando riding his bike around. 

So last week I talked about how Duck Sauce goes well with Moo Shoo Pork and everything else Asian.  Well this video is exactly why music videos are made.  Raw, uncut and a butt load of cameos from the likes of Santogold, Dj Premier, Buckschot, Pharell, that Kanye guy, and Questlove, except they don't perform, just hanging out talking about Barbara.  This video also reminds me the night I left terminal 5 with no shirt, no belt, no I.D, no credit card and some librarians telephone number.  I know that we can all relate to walking home in late November shirtless unable to catch a cab for 3 miles.  

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This week's Bronus goes out to Parmon a.k.a Dj Terra a.k.a yo dj spin that shit a.k.a got that virtual dj battle on deck.  Seriously, give a listen to his podcast 

Hippobrotamus

The most dangerous animal in the animal kingdom and established by the Greeks as the water horse.  I wonder what kind of music they would listen to?  Conventional wisdom would tell you that they would probably like to listen to hip hop cerca late 80's early 90's.  More specifically, something along the lines of N.W.A or the fat boys, for instance:



Which reminds me of my 7,000 calorie regiment back in college.  You ever hit up the buffet at Ceci's pizza for $4.99 and then ran to death for 3 hours?  What about fazoli's for some run to the bano I  mean bread sticks? How about some chocolate chip pancakes with a side of 3 meat omelet and some cheese blintzes at I-hop?  Pretty much the equivalent of drinking jet fuel.

Back to the Hippo.  Now you may think that such a large animal is a lazy sloth.  But here is where it gets tricky.  They are freakishly deceptive, can strike at any second and should not be taken lightly.  They are also strapped with Kevlar vests, and teeth that resemble something along the lines of a hottari hanzo samurai sword .  Having said that, if by chance you ever run into a hippo remember this one thing:  They only listen to this one song:



I know what you're thinking.  How such a creature that only resides in Africa only understands Spanish?  Well I sure as hell have no clue, but I got my man Manuel on the case and he's extremely thorough.

Lil Wayne - Gonorrhea 

Oh.Shit.Son.  Hide your kids, hide your wallets, hide your wives, hide the peanut butter, sound the alarm, throw the terror alert up to blood red and someone call the Coast Guard.  El Nino just touch downed on Rykers Island and Weezy instantly went blue flame on us.  That means he's hotter than El Diablo.  

Brratt!  - Steve Aoki & Armand Van Helden

Well well well, what do we have here.  Another song with a gun shot reference minus actual gun shots.  Someone get the street sweeper crew because there are machine gun casings all over the blogosphere.  Pgod 849 - Universe 0.

Madonna - Into the Groove (Sidechains Remix)

Oh like you never had a Madonna phase once or twice in your life.  Stop lying to yourself.  You want to know the secret to shutting down a high school dance?  You sing the shit out of 'Like a Prayer' with every girl in the room or you have your date throw up on the principal. Anyone have a breath mint?  God I hate that song.

Forward Russia - Breaking Standing (Russell Bloc Party Remix) 

I've been looking for this song for about 3 months straight and after searching meticulously through all 33 pages of songs on hype machine I have finally found it.  The original is straight up doo doo, but the remix, oh the remix is so much better.

2 Live & Die in L.A - String Quartet



Whether you have just broken up with your significant other, received a promotion, found out you were Eskimo brothers with your best friend with the girl from biology who always rocked the sean jean sweat pants or just woke up one morning knowing that today you will not end up on the subway with the 3 amigos playing their fucking Spanish guitars so you can read the metro in peace, you have an appreciation for string quartets.  Or is that just me?

Faithless - Tweak on Your Nipple (Tiesto Remix)



So it's Friday, after a pretty aggressive street meat sesh and I get back to my cube and as usual Parmon sends me another gem. Yes, it's techno and it's Euro as hell and yes the title is 'Tweak on your Nipple', but that doesn't mean you can't put your hands up in the air in your cube while your coworkers look at you funny. Just don't tweak on your nipple, that would be weird and way out of line.



Bronus:

This weeks Bronus is dedicated to the man who's responsible for making your girlfriend take you to see Step Up, You Got Served, Stomp the Yard and the Notebook.  All of which are in my Netflix queue on a regular rotational basis.









The Hood Internet - Eve (Feat. Swizz Beatz) VS. Radiohead - Tambourine Reckoning

Swizz Beatz feat. Lil Wayne, R.Kelly - It's Me Bitches (Remix)

Bang Bang Skeet Skeet wit it

So Fall has officially entered 2010 and I'm trying to write this while getting uber knots in my calves from running sprints in central park.  Apparently, yoga didn't do the trick yesterday.  Which brings me to the song that I blast while attempting to look normal running at full speed around ginormous horse poo piles (and no I'm not referring to grenades either) around this great time of year.  Enjoy.  P.S don't let the title fool you, leaves were blowing everywhere when I reached maximum velocity.

Yann Tiersen - Summer 78

In all honesty, I only listened to this when I stretched.  Here's the real version.  Straight up Ice Grill waving hand across face passing passersby.  Does that make sense?  Luda!



Hoodie Allen - Swimming with Sharks (Feauting VV Brown) 

For some reason I would like to dedicate this song to all of the special lady's out there to sincerely apologize.  Specifically those that I used to yell at during high school gym class when we would play basketball and I would DEMAND the ball, because I didn't want to lose.  For all of the times I asked that you pass the chicken to me during capture the chicken.  For all of the times I said bet you can't do more than one pull up. And for all of the times I was sorry for not being sorry. I wonder if I still hold the archery record?

Kanye West - Diamonds (Ratatat)

Don't Judge a book by its cover?  Yeahhh right.  The name speaks for itself, Ratatat.  What's that? Gun shots.   I am repeating myself, but that's all you need in a song.  Now here's the tricky part.  Apparently Ratatat, doesn't even use gunshots in his beats!  Crazy right?  In all seriousness, I don't understand why this guy hasn't blown up yet. To me, he's the juggernaut of beats, the Fred Flinstone of Bedrock, The Papa Smurf of the Smurfs, the Coo Coo in your Crisp.  Everything should revolve around your favorite cereal.

Kate Perry vs. Bloc Party - I kissed a girl at a Banquet 

First time I kissed a girl was in the 6th grade.  There was a trampoline, some trees, couple of raccoons lurking in the shadows along with Michael Meyers.  Can't remember the first time I had a banquet.  Now, kissing a girl at a banquet, can't recall that being crossed off the bucket list.  Unless you count the lunch table and we all know how that all went down during that awkward time of our lives.  Luckily, some genius decided to mash these two up.

The Go Team! - The Power is on 

I wish I knew about this sooner, but better late than ever.  Sadly I heard this on an NFL commercial for "play 60".  Sounds like Terror Squad got together with RJD2 on this one (Those are not star wars characters). If this doesn't move you, you have no soul and you're whiter than that guy who starred in the movie Powder.  Look on the bright side that dude could bend spoons and do other cool tricks like make a mean PB and J...I think.

Far East Movement - Like a G6 (Miami Ski Team Remix) 

You heard it here folks.  Just broke the record for the longest Pop Lock and Robot.  Had the guy from Guinness world of records and the whole works.  Which brings me to my next point.  What is with these names?:  Miami Ski Team?  Designer Drugs?  All this binary code talk about skiing in Miami with 2 Ferrari's in my hand and one puma.  I heard that once in Prague. 

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand 

Damn Disco resurgence, it has to stop eventually.  Until now, I'll just pretend it's somewhat okay.  Have you ever had duck sauce?  It goes really well with Moo Shoo Pork or Chicken, especially if you get the really thin pancakes.  I used to order double extra duck sauce + pancakes.  Have you ever had Barbra Streisand?  I wouldn't know anything about that

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Afrojack - Take Over Control (Myndset Bootleg)

Did you put the vocals in?  Nah.  Well, put them in damn it! Ok.  Now take them out.  What?  You heard me.

Bon Iver - Bruised Orange (Chain of Sorrow)

Apparently, Bon is still not over his ex-girlfriend.  But as long as he keeps on putting this out, I will listen to it. Would I hang out with him?  Totes Migotes.

Plan B - The Recluse (Nero Remix)

Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed 

I think I'm following her on twitter or something.

J. Cole - Blow up 

If someone hates you, you're doing something right.  If everyone likes you, you obviously never cut someone's collar off of their shirt.