Bang Bang Skeet Skeet wit it

So Fall has officially entered 2010 and I'm trying to write this while getting uber knots in my calves from running sprints in central park.  Apparently, yoga didn't do the trick yesterday.  Which brings me to the song that I blast while attempting to look normal running at full speed around ginormous horse poo piles (and no I'm not referring to grenades either) around this great time of year.  Enjoy.  P.S don't let the title fool you, leaves were blowing everywhere when I reached maximum velocity.

Yann Tiersen - Summer 78

In all honesty, I only listened to this when I stretched.  Here's the real version.  Straight up Ice Grill waving hand across face passing passersby.  Does that make sense?  Luda!



Hoodie Allen - Swimming with Sharks (Feauting VV Brown) 

For some reason I would like to dedicate this song to all of the special lady's out there to sincerely apologize.  Specifically those that I used to yell at during high school gym class when we would play basketball and I would DEMAND the ball, because I didn't want to lose.  For all of the times I asked that you pass the chicken to me during capture the chicken.  For all of the times I said bet you can't do more than one pull up. And for all of the times I was sorry for not being sorry. I wonder if I still hold the archery record?

Kanye West - Diamonds (Ratatat)

Don't Judge a book by its cover?  Yeahhh right.  The name speaks for itself, Ratatat.  What's that? Gun shots.   I am repeating myself, but that's all you need in a song.  Now here's the tricky part.  Apparently Ratatat, doesn't even use gunshots in his beats!  Crazy right?  In all seriousness, I don't understand why this guy hasn't blown up yet. To me, he's the juggernaut of beats, the Fred Flinstone of Bedrock, The Papa Smurf of the Smurfs, the Coo Coo in your Crisp.  Everything should revolve around your favorite cereal.

Kate Perry vs. Bloc Party - I kissed a girl at a Banquet 

First time I kissed a girl was in the 6th grade.  There was a trampoline, some trees, couple of raccoons lurking in the shadows along with Michael Meyers.  Can't remember the first time I had a banquet.  Now, kissing a girl at a banquet, can't recall that being crossed off the bucket list.  Unless you count the lunch table and we all know how that all went down during that awkward time of our lives.  Luckily, some genius decided to mash these two up.

The Go Team! - The Power is on 

I wish I knew about this sooner, but better late than ever.  Sadly I heard this on an NFL commercial for "play 60".  Sounds like Terror Squad got together with RJD2 on this one (Those are not star wars characters). If this doesn't move you, you have no soul and you're whiter than that guy who starred in the movie Powder.  Look on the bright side that dude could bend spoons and do other cool tricks like make a mean PB and J...I think.

Far East Movement - Like a G6 (Miami Ski Team Remix) 

You heard it here folks.  Just broke the record for the longest Pop Lock and Robot.  Had the guy from Guinness world of records and the whole works.  Which brings me to my next point.  What is with these names?:  Miami Ski Team?  Designer Drugs?  All this binary code talk about skiing in Miami with 2 Ferrari's in my hand and one puma.  I heard that once in Prague. 

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand 

Damn Disco resurgence, it has to stop eventually.  Until now, I'll just pretend it's somewhat okay.  Have you ever had duck sauce?  It goes really well with Moo Shoo Pork or Chicken, especially if you get the really thin pancakes.  I used to order double extra duck sauce + pancakes.  Have you ever had Barbra Streisand?  I wouldn't know anything about that

Bronus:

Afrojack - Take Over Control (Myndset Bootleg)

Did you put the vocals in?  Nah.  Well, put them in damn it! Ok.  Now take them out.  What?  You heard me.

Bon Iver - Bruised Orange (Chain of Sorrow)

Apparently, Bon is still not over his ex-girlfriend.  But as long as he keeps on putting this out, I will listen to it. Would I hang out with him?  Totes Migotes.

Plan B - The Recluse (Nero Remix)

Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed 

I think I'm following her on twitter or something.

J. Cole - Blow up 

If someone hates you, you're doing something right.  If everyone likes you, you obviously never cut someone's collar off of their shirt.