Hippobrotamus

The most dangerous animal in the animal kingdom and established by the Greeks as the water horse.  I wonder what kind of music they would listen to?  Conventional wisdom would tell you that they would probably like to listen to hip hop cerca late 80's early 90's.  More specifically, something along the lines of N.W.A or the fat boys, for instance:



Which reminds me of my 7,000 calorie regiment back in college.  You ever hit up the buffet at Ceci's pizza for $4.99 and then ran to death for 3 hours?  What about fazoli's for some run to the bano I  mean bread sticks? How about some chocolate chip pancakes with a side of 3 meat omelet and some cheese blintzes at I-hop?  Pretty much the equivalent of drinking jet fuel.

Back to the Hippo.  Now you may think that such a large animal is a lazy sloth.  But here is where it gets tricky.  They are freakishly deceptive, can strike at any second and should not be taken lightly.  They are also strapped with Kevlar vests, and teeth that resemble something along the lines of a hottari hanzo samurai sword .  Having said that, if by chance you ever run into a hippo remember this one thing:  They only listen to this one song:



I know what you're thinking.  How such a creature that only resides in Africa only understands Spanish?  Well I sure as hell have no clue, but I got my man Manuel on the case and he's extremely thorough.

Lil Wayne - Gonorrhea 

Oh.Shit.Son.  Hide your kids, hide your wallets, hide your wives, hide the peanut butter, sound the alarm, throw the terror alert up to blood red and someone call the Coast Guard.  El Nino just touch downed on Rykers Island and Weezy instantly went blue flame on us.  That means he's hotter than El Diablo.  

Brratt!  - Steve Aoki & Armand Van Helden

Well well well, what do we have here.  Another song with a gun shot reference minus actual gun shots.  Someone get the street sweeper crew because there are machine gun casings all over the blogosphere.  Pgod 849 - Universe 0.

Madonna - Into the Groove (Sidechains Remix)

Oh like you never had a Madonna phase once or twice in your life.  Stop lying to yourself.  You want to know the secret to shutting down a high school dance?  You sing the shit out of 'Like a Prayer' with every girl in the room or you have your date throw up on the principal. Anyone have a breath mint?  God I hate that song.

Forward Russia - Breaking Standing (Russell Bloc Party Remix) 

I've been looking for this song for about 3 months straight and after searching meticulously through all 33 pages of songs on hype machine I have finally found it.  The original is straight up doo doo, but the remix, oh the remix is so much better.

2 Live & Die in L.A - String Quartet



Whether you have just broken up with your significant other, received a promotion, found out you were Eskimo brothers with your best friend with the girl from biology who always rocked the sean jean sweat pants or just woke up one morning knowing that today you will not end up on the subway with the 3 amigos playing their fucking Spanish guitars so you can read the metro in peace, you have an appreciation for string quartets.  Or is that just me?

Faithless - Tweak on Your Nipple (Tiesto Remix)



So it's Friday, after a pretty aggressive street meat sesh and I get back to my cube and as usual Parmon sends me another gem. Yes, it's techno and it's Euro as hell and yes the title is 'Tweak on your Nipple', but that doesn't mean you can't put your hands up in the air in your cube while your coworkers look at you funny. Just don't tweak on your nipple, that would be weird and way out of line.



Bronus:

This weeks Bronus is dedicated to the man who's responsible for making your girlfriend take you to see Step Up, You Got Served, Stomp the Yard and the Notebook.  All of which are in my Netflix queue on a regular rotational basis.









The Hood Internet - Eve (Feat. Swizz Beatz) VS. Radiohead - Tambourine Reckoning

Swizz Beatz feat. Lil Wayne, R.Kelly - It's Me Bitches (Remix)