You Going Somewhere?

Many people consider me to be a relatively safe driver.  This of course stems from the fact that I listen to very calming and tranquil music while on long car rides.  You may also know that it takes me a lot to get excited and most of the time I like to sit still.  So needless to say, I never rush to get anywhere in order to keep every driver on the road safe.  Keys in ignition, seatbelt on, shoes tied tight and we're ready to go.  I failed to mention this only applies to when my car is in reverse backing out of a drive way.  After that, none of the above applies. Say hi to my friends dog Lucy.

Well ladies and gentlemen this guy is hitting the road again this weekend for a relative short distance of 300 miles.  Luckily for all of us, I won't be operating a vehicle.  We'll leave that up to Kemper and Scott.  However, the things I will be operating is the music and the window button so I can holla holla holla.  

Starting off with a bang, this is the song that was responsible for crashing my sisters Acura into a ditch.  I know what you're thinking. How can such a low gravity car come up on two wheels and spin out of control?  Factor in some windy roads, going 50 in a 25 and an idiot behind the wheel and the end result is having two of your friends push you out.  We replayed it on the drive home. 

Crookers - Boxer (Feat. Nic Sarno) 

Ahhh yes, nothing like some good old fashioned jersey turnpike music.   Really enjoy driving down this stretch of highway to really take in the sights and the sweet smell of fresh......what the hell is that smell? 

Alex Clare 'Up All Night' M3 (Produced by Diplo & Switch) by IslandRecordsA&RUK

By now you should be on your 3rd or 4th red bull and half way through your king size bag of beef jerky that you picked up at the Vince Lombardi stop in Dirty Jerz.  It's either that or you just restarted the Panic at the Disco CD.  

Rihanna - Only Girl (In The Club) (Extended Club Mix) by Hypetrak

No car ride should be empty without Rihanna.  Just make sure your girlfriend is not sitting in shotgun or anywhere else in the car.  For she probably loves country music and would prefer that you put on some shit by Phil Vassar.  

Well looks like you finally reached your destination.  You've been driving for 6 hours straight and you have come to see some familiar land marks.  Then you realize you have about 100 miles to go.  This of course doesn't apply if you use GPS.  Only play this if you're driving through West Virginia, apparently that state is keen to animal noises. 

10:30 20 125 3 41.6 540 140 6:30.  The time is 10:30 and it takes you 20 minutes at 125 miles per hour to drive 3 people 41.6 miles to your final destination of 540 miles with one cup of coffee (equivalent to 140 mg's of caffeine) to make the trip in 6 hours and 30 minutes.  Which means you can play this song at least 3 times and still have 3 minutes and 57 seconds for some decent convo. Oh like you've never done some killer math equations for fun on your last drive. Write that down. 

Car Bronus: 

3 factors that could really make your drive anywhere a shitty experience.  Rain, Traffic, and giving full audio responsibility to someone like myself. 

A-team just touched down in Jamaica with the Cookie Monster.