Where's Your Will to be Weird?

Meteorologists, who have an obsession with running, have conducted a study that if you get caught in the rain, it is best to keep a moderate pace that is the equivalent to 5.32 miles per hour instead of trying to run through it at a pace of 8.7 miles per hour. However, if you reach a maximum speed of 12.6 miles per hour you should be relatively dry. Now if you are over 6 feet tall, you should just carry an umbrella, because you're inevitably going to get hit by a car. True Story.

Annnnnd we're back!  I failed to post over the weekend, because my true intentions for the weekend was to rage my face off.  Result?  No raging occurred, but I did get to go to the Giants vs. Bears game which was a display of awes...fail football, some Giants fans asking me who Randy was and explaining to a friend that I got the butterscotch candy out of the candy jar because of good karma.  Time to dance.

Highlight of the Game:  Hakeem Nicks catching 8 passes so I can deliberately shout the following:



Busy P - Pedrophillia (Chew Chocolate Cookies Remix)



What Happens when you take the Cookie Monsters cookies away and substitute with a steady dose of meth-amphetamines? A song that sounds like 10 fire alarms, an ambulance driving down the block and Denzel Washington doing the Macarena.  Cookie, Cookie Cookie!

Kanye West - Christian Dior Denim Flow (feat. everyone and their mother) 

God damn it's so hard not to like Kanye. Every week rolls out a free song that is not only good, but a hit and they continuously get better and better.  What makes matter worse is he's responsible for Duck Sauce.  Pretty much made Barbra Streisand into a brand.

Felguk - 2nite feat. Sporty-O

This song is just powered by INTZ.  Dut Dut checked out a while ago, but Intz just took it straight home on this one.



With the fall comes the rain and football.  Which means only one thing.  We all plan our route off of the subway 5 moves in advance.  First you have to pick your blocker.  For me, I tend to target a female who seems overly anxious and stressed rushing to get to work who is under 5 foot 3.  This allows you to have clear view of what lies ahead, crack-berries.  Now, once you break into the secondary opt in for either the Barry Sanders, stutter step or the left left right icky shuffle.  If all else fails, put your shit into beast mode and do the French Commute (see instructional video above from Justice).  Ballin!

M.I.A - Paper Planes (Scottie B Remix) 

Everyone please stand up and give a standing ovation to a DJ that will never be mentioned.  Single handedly was able to make Paper Planes better by upping the gunshot total to 939.  Got the paper, pencil and tally marks to prove it.  The answer is yes.  This song is my morning alarm and when my mother calls. Last gunshot post, I swear.

Clipse feat. Sean Paul vs. Pilot - Magic Grindin

This is were it all began.  My first ever hype machine favorite.  3 years later we have come full circle in the world of mash ups.



If you're like me, which is about 90% of the entire world population, you are a fan of 50 cent, vitamin water, symphony orchestra's and t.v commercials.  Now a couple of year's back there was some footage of 50 cent breaking into a orchestra practice where Dj Whoo Kid held up a violinist for his spot in the orchestra, while 50 was the conductor.



And Finally someone has answered my demand and created the full version.


Bronus

When I was in high school my sister had this awkward dance techy phase that unfortunately rubbed off on me. The difference was I have A.D.D and like bright colors.  So I ended up listening to a genre called Happy Hardcore and bought a bunch of cd's that looked like this:

Which sounded like this: 

Which would of resulted me ending up like the guy below if  my parents raised me in Long Island and not Connecticut, where I was surrounded by Phishy noodle dancers. You know who you are.