And it's that great time of the year where we all spend countless hours preparing a Halloween costume. Let me tell you one thing about Halloween: It's not celebrated in Eastern Europe. In fact, Just living there in the late 80's slash early 90's is scary enough. For Example:
1) Seeing my grandmother cutting off a chicken's head on a tree stump in the backyard.
2) Running home from school from a dog who in no doubt had rabies (Trust me the standing still trick does not work, ask my friend Miko, his shit got bit, sorry bro)
3) Waiting in line for bread, for bread, bread for Christ Sake!
4) Playing the trucks and cars game around the brick sandbox. If you don't know now, you don't want to know now. Just know the end result was a cracked skull.
On a lighter note, if you want to scare the shit out of someone, or specifically me, go as Zeke The Plumber or The Ripper from Last Action Hero. Zeke still haunts my dreams.
More breaks than a truck stop or like my first Halloween experience in the 2nd grade when I was forced to play musical chairs while they played the Monster Mash. Music would stop and all I would do is look at the damn cup cakes from Stew Leanord's. Last time I checked there wasn't an instructional video on Tale Spin airing on CW at the time on how to play musical chairs. I did know how to play the trucks and cars game though! Similar rules apply sans body checking.
Buffalo Bill just ended up hanging out with the Decepticons after a 24 hour crack binge. His voice now sounds like this.
When the Cowboys suck, the Yankees don't win the World Series, Michigan has no chance of winning the BCS, the Bulls lose their first game, The Doctor keeps on holding off on the Detox, the Tar Heels end up being your only hope for College Basketball, and you start hating your parents for moving you across the sea in 1991, there's always Rihanna.
Although this song is from an old album it looks like Major Lazer is working on a new album which means someone is going to get pregnant. When something like this drops you see the birthrate in Jamaica sky rocket by 450%, or is that the current sales increase in 4 Loko? I might have my facts crossed. Pat any thoughts?
The Wombats - Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) (96 Bulls Remix)
Things that you may not here very often are bands with abstruse names like this one or: you find yourself sweatin with your shirt off in an alley not for money but for a bite of the man's hamburger. What? This Guy just quoted Rollbounce.
The White Panda - Shutterbug Swing Tree
Sadly I missed The White Panda perform at Santos Party House on a Tuesday night earlier this month. I'm sure it was a hell of a time, but the last time I went to a concert where the crowd was all ages I can't help but to think back to the scene in Wet Hot American Summer where all of the camp counselor's decide to go into town for an hour. It's either that or what the inside of an Opium Den looks like.
Bronus:
West West Y'all
From last year, but oh so so good. That's a double so.
From last year, but oh so so good. That's a double so.
If you're like most people living in this country you've once or twice have operated a chainsaw. To be honest I've always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know wake up in the morning make some eggs and coffee and go out the door knowing you're about to cut down a bunch of shit that inevitably will fall down on top of you at some point. I still prefer using an actual axe Paul Bunyan style.
Lovin' the Zeke the Plummer shout out.. Best episode of that show / best fantasy football team Ive ever managed.
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