Sunday, September 19, 2010

Death before Disco

I just wanted to take the time and vent for a second by posting this video.  A) The first song in this video is my theme song when Im heading into work.  B) These guys can really rip it.  C) If it wasn't for silly and outdated breakdancing rules I would be there.  Apparently, you are automatically disqualified from competition if you use any alcoholic beverage as a dancing prop.  Rumor has it, such rules don't exist in Poland, but obviously I don't live there any more.



Glad we got that over with.  I'm not too thrilled with my selections this week, but there were still a number of gems out there.  My ears are still ringing from the Eminem concert, party bus tour, and Dj Parmon killing it at Ohara's birthday so I don't know how much longer I am going to be able to hear.  Things got mad real at around the 1:30 AM mark on Friday night when a rap video broke out.  Oh and thanks to everyone who egged me on for trying to get up on the table that was supported by one beam.



M.I.A & Sebastien Tellier - XR Kilo (Ben Danner Mix) 

50% Intz Intz + 50% Dut Dut Dut +  M.I.A vocals x added value =  4.   You can call me the professor from now on.

8 Bit - Hip Hop Medley 

Bet you can't guess all of the hip hop songs in one try.

Chemical Brothers - Swoon (Boys Noize Mix) 

My appreciation for Electronic music began when I first heard the Chemical Brothers in my friends sisters friends car driving home from the local fireworks show on the 4th.  Great memories.  I was entering my freshmen year and it was the first time I got drunk off of 4 beers of top shelf Budweiser served at room temperature.  My mom also appreciated that great night considering I was yacking my brains out the entire night.  "It was the chicken mom, I swear!" As you can see I was clever enough to make up that genius lie.  She totally bought it.....I was grounded for the rest of the summer.

Sleigh Bells - Tell 'Em

This song was resurfaced to me by my friend Pat.  There is a lot of bass in here so be careful.  When I hear this I can't help but picture Sylvester Stabroni playing as Rambo on steroids, HGH, Horse Tranquilizers and that green shit the Hulk injected himself with (not really sure if it was actually green or not).  Bruce Banner get back in your cage.

Thomas Radman - Justice vs. Wolfgang Gartner

First time I heard Justice was at the end of an STS9 concert about 3 years ago.  Ever since then it has all been downhill for me.  Warning:  If you are prone to seizures make sure you bite down on a Popsicle stick or have someone strap you down to your seat with duct tape or something.  Just kidding, but seriously.

Dolly Parton vs. Jay-z - Jolene is Mine (KMT Mix)
Words can't describe how I feel about this mash-up.











Songs like this make me extremely nervous.  Because they make me bend my one motto that I live by ever since my mom used to make me listen to ABBA when I was 7.  Which is Death before Disco.  I hate to say I told you so, but I saw this Disco resurgence movement about 3 months ago.  And now I find myself writing about it.  P.S - this song is fantastic.



What's better than Rihanna?  Nothing.  What's better than David Guetta?  Dr. Dre, Chemical Brothers, Justice, Pancakes, chap stick, squirrels etc. etc.  But if you put the two together you get a pretty decent track.


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April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Movie Loves a Screen

Swedish House Mafia - Show Me One (Laidback Luke Bootleg)

Buena Vista Social Club vs. Kanye West - Two Chan Words (KMT Mix) 

Deadmau5 - Sofi Needs a Ladder 

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Shady R.O.C lands on Yankee Stadium


Last night Eminem and Jay-z performed at Yankees stadium and are currently doing so.  Needless to say, my ears are still ringing, I have no voice and I'll go out and say that last nights concert was the best thing that I have ever witnessed at maximum capacity.

Before the concert even began I got the pleasure to stand in front of Lyor Cohen, where I immediately starting hyperventilating.  Lights out and Shady hits the stage, and the rest of the night is priceless.  Too hungover to write a full narrative.  Enjoy the pics and videos, courtesy of my friend kyle, who has never been to a rap concert in his life, has seen phish 1000+ times and said the following last night "That was the best concert I have ever been to".

Eminem - Forever


Dr. Dre - Nothin but a G Thang


Jay-z Featuring Beyonce - Forever Young


Jay-z - Empire State of Mind


























Monday, September 13, 2010

Throwback

You know what kept me out of after school detention?  My dad's underground gymnastics stadium and weight room....not really.  But seriously, when I was in Elementary school I would rush home to watch 3 hours of Rap City on BET with Big Lez and Joe Claire a.k.a Joe Cleazy.  Joe Claire over Carson any day any time, one rap video at a time.  So after about 10 years 3 hours a day of Rap City, I am now stuck with useless knowledge of rap videos from the 90's.


Having said that, this week on hype machine was relatively weak.  I literally had 4 songs on rotation, all which I am ashamed admitting to liking.  So I'm going throwback to the golden age of rap 1991-2001.


SWV featuring Wu-Tang Clan - Anything





Nothing like diversifying your bonds with Sistah's with Voices and the Wu.  This little ditty was featured on the  Above the Rim soundtrack in the recent year of 1994 (Juice mixed with basketball minus Omar Epps + White Boy Eric Nies, he used to host The Grind on MTV).  Song features the usual Wu members such as U-God, Method Man and Old Dirty Restaurant.


Busta Rhymes - Woo Ha





If you're like me, you have at least one bodily injury somewhere that reminds you of a certain song.  Let me take you back to the Spring of 96' where I found myself in my parents bed room watching MTV Spring Break, you know just hanging out on my parents bed drinking a juicy juice.  Next thing you know Busta and Spliff Star are on stage going bat shit crazy with Woo Ha. Immediately drop my Juicy Juice and start waving my hands in the air like someone at a Church screaming "Lord Baby help me Jesus!".  With complete reckless abandonment, I slice my index finger on my parents chandelier, glass going everywhere.  Was it worth it?  Swing by my cube and I'll show you my war wound.    


People Under The Stairs - The Next Step II





There is no video for this, probably due to budget constraints and because no one knows about the Bay area's People Under the Stairs.  If these guys ever made it main stream, people would be strapped with cardboard just to throw down on the spot with some coffee grinders, hollowbacks, and some munch airflares.  For those that don't know, those are break-dancing moves. 


Bone Thugs & Harmony - Body Rott





Gangsta Rap has pretty much deceased since 50 cent was shot 9 times and put out one of best Gangster Rap albums of all time.  However, in the 90's it was rampant.  It's only proper that I throw up the Bone Thugs track for my boy Bone.  I remember purchasing this album, throwing this on and swearing my face off.  Easily over excited I didn't realize I purchased the clean version - Fail.  Needless to say Bone got a pretty good laugh out of it.  Bone is currently serving a life time sentence at Rikers a.k.a working for a pharmaceutical company rocking a suit daily.


Memphis Bleek - My mind Right





You know how many times Flex dropped the bomb on this?  5 times.  That's the equivalent to Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.  Throw the Roc up, fix ya face, if you just robbed a liquor store, call me I won't snitch and all of that.  I would say "Marcy Stand up", but I don't qualify.


Vicious - Freaks 





Best thing about rap in the 90's?  Literally no boundaries.  We all know about Lil Bow wow, Lil Romeo, and soon you'll know Willow Smith.  But in the 90's we had Little Vicious.  Never mind the fact that he only put out one album.  All you need to know is that this dude was like 5 rapping about (I don't know how to put this lightly) condoms and broads.  Honestly, I'm perplexed.  A) where did he learn this breadth of knowledge at such a young age?  B) Who the hell are his parents?  C) What?!?!  Big ups to Doug E. Fresh for this beat.  Human beat box at its finest.  


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Charlie Baltimore featuring Ghostface Killah - Stand Up





Only way to make it in rap in the 90's as a female was either having a banging voice for a hook or option b) being dirtier than Lil' Kim.  And Charlie Baltimore ran the gamut minus the banging voice. I had to throw this on here because this video is essentially ridiculous.  From my understanding any chic rocking a Chinchilla coat in the hood would be subject to the following:  "Ey yo let me holla at you for a minute, yo! run that shit or get that ass beat".  No?  


Onyx featuring DMX - Shut em Down 





So if Charlie Baltimore (see video above) ran into this group of fun loving animated characters (Sticky Fingaz, pretty much the same thing as the wet bandits, what movie?) , chinchilla coat gone in 15 seconds turned over for straight cash.  Luckily for her, they were all part of the same label Def Jam.  


Black Moon - 2 Turntables and a Mic 





If you trip over the wire, we going to get our man Smitty to beat you up.  The rap version of Beck's 'Where It's at".  I'm pretty sure he siphoned this from Buckshot, yes that is the rapper's name from Blackmoon.  The cuts in this are spot on. 


EPMD, K-solo, Redman - Headbanger 





The first time I saw this video, 1992, it gave me nightmares.  5 years later, it gave me nightmares.  10 years later it gave me nightmares.  I think I'm good now.  Yo, where's my hoodie?

Sunday, September 5, 2010

September 8th, 2010

With the end of the summer approaching and the beginning of my favorite season, I felt it was only proper to create my first post with a run down of songs of the summer that I had running laps in my head phones. I'll try to cover all of my bases here. To keep things short and sweet, I will limit the list to 10, which for me is going to be painful. I'll probably have to add about 25 bonus tracks. By the way this would of never been possible without Hype machine. I live there.


Shutterbug has been out for quite some time now, but I needed to throw it in at least at the bottom. I was never a fan of Andre 3000 and Big Boi splitting up Outkast. The only good thing that came out of the split was 'Hey Ya' and since then nothing as good as 'Rosa Parks' or 'Skew it on the Bar B' (Royal flush makes a slight exception) has materialized until now. Shutterbug is the first single off of Big Boi's new album Sir Lucious Left Foot: The son of Chico Dusty.
If I ever have a son I'll make sure to nickname him Chico D. First time I heard this song my head phones flew off from the bass intro (Scott Storch). The beat is sampled from two songs. One being from Soul to Soul - Back to life (Belly Intro) and the other from The System - You are in my system. The song was also featured on the first episode of the most recent Entourage season, which cannot end soon enough.


I think I had this on repeat for a week straight when it first came out. I'm pretty sure my cube mate can confirm that as she can hear everything coming through my head phones. This mash up was created about 4 months ago by the Hood Internet mashing up Rihanna's 'Rude Boy' with Crystal Castles' 'Baptism'. Out of Chicago, The Hood Internet specialize in mashing up mainly hip hop with Indie Rock, however this song tends to be a rarity considering they used a Canadian Electronic band as the back beat. The Hood Internet can easily be confused with Girl Talk and the White Panda (Santos Party House, NYC, Oct. 12, 2010).


Angrier than ever, this freestyle emerged about a month prior to Eminem's album release 'Recovery'. Beat coming from Drake's 'Over' and crossing over to Lloyd Banks' 'Beamer Benz or Bentley'. Best applied with your Monday morning commute or before you go to sleep. Not available on the Recovery album. Ben Roethlisberger gets dumped by all 5 of you chumps on this track.


I threw this on my list because a) it uses my favorite horn sound bite and b) Nicki Minaj rips anything and everything. I want to say this song is a bit corny, but I'd be lying if If I never said "Put the bottle down I'm gonna dance the shit out this one".


Dude comes out with a hit on a daily basis ever since he emerged out of Cleveland, Ohio. Kid Cudi, pronounced by some as Kid Cootie, is one of the most diverse hip hop artists performing with the likes of Kanye, Vampire Weekend, and David Guetta. Revofev (Revolution of Evolution) is the first single off of Cudi's Sophomore album Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager which is scheduled to come out Nov. 09, 2010. Kid Cudi is also on the HBO show 'How to Make it in America' on the regs.


Tinie Tempah, no idea who this guy is and he's probably going to be on the shelf of one hit wonders, but this beat is pretty money. Apparently, he's out of the U.K and has been around since 06' and that's all the information I feel like gathering about him right now, because really this is all about Rihanna, as it should be. The instrumental sounds like you're playing Zelda with a mix of Super Mario Bros. 2 or 3, which ever you prefer. I know this is the second time I used 'Rude Boy', but if I had my choice Rihanna would fill up all ten slots on this post.


What sound bite should be used for every intro in a song to make it hot fire? Yep, you guessed it gunshots. Preferably that coming from a 9 millimeter or a shotgun. I myself am a fan of the 9 millimeter 3 times repeated, nuff said. If you're not familiar with the gunshot bite, just put on Paper Planes. Famuel, a Minneapolis based d.j, mixes 'Stunting like my daddy' with something that sounds like an 80's work out video with Susanne Summers or Jane Fonda. I would start my car to this everyday, If I had one.


If you like female vocals, you should get up on Neon Hitch. The chick spent her childhood traveling like a gypsy performing in a circus and now shes covering Snoop Dogg at Lollapalooza and opening up for 50 cent, all the while holding a mic in her hand, walking on a tight rope with a monkey playing cymbals. Just kidding...but seriously. Hitch is currently working on her debut album Beg Borrow and Steal. Also co-wrote some song called 'Blah Blah Blah'.

Yeah Yeah Yeah's meets the ghost busters infused with, I hate to say it, DISCO.


Posting a link to this does not do it enough justice, had to throw in the video of SHM live. Hands down the 2010 Anthem for all the Electric heads out there (Parmon). Personally, I think Pharell was thrown on this to make it a bit more mainstream, but the instrumental by itself is off the richter. I fear for even attempting to see these guys live considering the chances of me coming out alive are less than 10%. Every Dj has ripped this and played it at his or her show as either an encore or to close out the night.



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I'm pretty sure this song came out in 70's. Someone just decided to re-up it into current rotation. Any second now Madonna is going to dust herself all over this track.


I only put this on here because of the name and it's a favorite of El Diabro's.


Can't tell if this song is supposed to be serious or not, but it basically describes your typical night out at a dive or a club with pretty much people crowding your space. Best utilized for girls who kill it at the Elaine Benes. 'Dance the Way I Feel' debuted last summer, but the first time I heard was this year. Unfortunately, the lead singer is no longer with us


Mark Ronson makes cheesy trumpets beat into your head with Ghostface hating on Miss Fat Booty.




Only Kanye can make a hit song with a dude who locked himself in a Cabin in the wilderness crying about his ex into a smash. Hey, we've all been there. Also probably the only rapper to use a Sarcophagus (had to google that one, forgive me I'm Polish) in his rhymes. The beat is simple and is all about the lyrics. Nicki Minaj makes Rick Ross's verse irrelevant and makes Jay a side note. Trust me you'll agree.


If you haven't yet, see this guy perform live. Continually getting bigger and bigger with more lights on display.